Naughton Bypass Controversy

 

I would thank you all once again for your continued support; I am aware some of my recent campaigns have been less than popular; I would like to thank Chorten Riot Police for handling those complaints.

The Chorton bypass is a project which is close to my heart. Bridging Naughton and Wallop with one road will reduce congestion and aid businesses with both customer attendance and delivery logistics.

I would like to think my comments at the planning meeting were constructive. However, certain parties with a grudge have decided that discussions between our twelve man and one woman board can be leaked to media. This is unacceptable. I am not going to name the person, I am above petty acts of revenge or malice, but I would advise she stops immediately.

I did not, at any time, suggest knocking down the childrens home. Nor did I consider they all be assigned to work in a garment factory I have an interest in. I merely said that the property the youngsters are in is not fit for purpose, and perhaps we could relocate them to a property I own, a property which currently houses a garment factory. Now, those children are going to need something to do; we cannot have them wandering around a factory. My suggestion of giving them something to do, perhaps some light sewing, material manufacture or warehouse duties would give them both something to occupy their young minds and offset the costs of their food and bunks.


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